Teaching in BECI is quite an experience sometimes. There are those times when you get so bored you just want to lay down everything and just close your eyes. Yet there are those times that could be so mind boggling that your eyes just pop out with your mouth wide open because of the following things that your students tell you.
SAMPLE:
1. Teacher I want to have sex today.
2. What is a blow job?
3. The girl I had last night asked me if she could blow my pipe and I told her I don't smoke.
4. Teacher, please explain what is coitus.
5. Hi teacher! how is end of your week?
6. Teacher, I'm so happy! I went to pagudpod and ripped my girlfriends pussy.
7. What's the alcohol percentage of Red Horse beer?
8. I went to kalidad in Legardardo and after that we drinking in Kalgo.
9. Are you still a virgin?
10. Would you like me even if you're married?
I answered:
1. ahm, is that what I think you're telling me or is it just a topic?
2. What is a blow job? well, its something that you can drink with a fire on top of your frinkin drink!
3. Oh! thats nice. I never knew you quit smoking!
4. What is coitus? well that the family name of a famous Roman General, Romanus Coitus the 69th.
5.Well, the end of my week is quite the same. Its still the end of the week.
6. You ripped up your girlfriend's pussy? I hope she doesn't have a dog ahahahahaha!
7.The alcohol percentage of red horse is 12% and it depends on other teachers opinion.
8.Hmmm... Im from Baguio but I've never been to those places. Can you tell me where those places are? NOTE: KALIDAD=CARIDAD, LEGARDARDO=LEGARDA,KALGO=KWAGO ;D
9. aM i STILL A VIRGIN? Well..............i guess not. Why?
10. Well i would have liked you even if Im married if you just have the looks of Charlize Theron
