1. Fact: I had an increase in my pay a year ago. Yehheeeyyyy!!!!!!!!!
    Truth: My salary was increased by 5 Bucks! Waaaaaaa!!!

2. Fact: I no longer had an increase in salary
    Truth: Empleyado ka lang

3. Fact: We don't have any labor union in our work place
    Truth: If we did, our boss will get RED IN THE FACE

4. Fact: People say: "I have mosquito bites"
    Truth: A mosquito suck you dry nyahahahaha

5. Fact: People get scared over a balck cat
    Truth: Is your hair black? nyahahahahha

6. Fact: My mother makes a lot of noise by banging her kitchen wares at New Year's Eve to drive away all resident evil spirits.

    Truth: January 2- There's a next batch of evil spirits that settles in. :angel:

7. Fact: There's a flea on my cat

   Truth: Excuse me waiter, there's a cockroach in my soup! :tickedoff:

8. fACT: I dont like dogs, I hate dogs, dogs suck! I'm allergic to dogs!

    Truth: Please do the doggie please please please! 

9. Fact: A priest isn't gay..........

    Truth: ........but he eats the body Christ. Haaaaallelu-haleluuuyuuuyoooo!!!

!0. Fact: Title of movie: The Davinci Code

     False:  Title of Movie: The De Caprio Code

    Truth: They're both Leonardos

    Shocking truth: They're both gays :-* ^-^ ^-^ :idiot:

Like I always say,
The Truth Hurts. :buck2:

when a girl you liike is already commited to another man in a relationship it's like a slap in the face.

                                                                    BUT...

If you found other that she's in a same sex relationship, it's like being kicked in the ball!!!
:'(

        well, guess that's life- sad but true- some girls like sausages,while some prefer tacos
                                                    (if you get what i mean)

O0 ;D hehehehe  :angel:

fact: the world is round
truth: the world needs round

Fact 1. Women can't fuck around.
Truth: Women fuck around...doing it better than men in most cases.
Fact 2. Women have to be gentle and feminine.
Truth: Women, they come, they see, they conquer.
Fact 3. Women cry more, men cry less.
Truth:The pains that hurt all of us are as exactly the same as the color of blood we all have.  Strip away the mask and you'll see we're not that different from the next person.

"har har har...  its tru dat women can f*k around but they are usually discovered . exposed, and shamed... in the long run... they are complete devastated disguising as heroines looking for redemptions....

Women, they come (sweetly) , they see  (blindly), they are conquered...

Men, dont wear masks. Women do.    As the title goes, men are from mars, women from pluto... har har har venus....  where's v monologue? 

hey, wtf??!!  :knuppel: is this thread meant to derail women? is the title just a frontliner? and this is a place for you to define us in your own limp terms?   :tickedoff:

My apologies... 

However,  with respect to feminist ideals, it's true that its women themselves who created dichotomies of thinking and stereotypes. They have allowed it in the first place. History has a long line of tales and struggles of women...

It's only in the contemporary culture that they have been trying to redeem themselves...

This thread doesnt mean to ridicule...

These are kinds of comical statements which nevertheless expose a grain of truth.

And in every satirical statement, there must have been suggestion of change for the better to whatever idea commented.     

Again, no harmful intentions meant.

huh, fine. but i suggest that the next time you flaunt your ideas in a forum where hundreds of eyes can read, plese do be gender sensitive. and yeah, can you please change the term  'feminist ideal'?  won't ever sound good to my ears. thanks.