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1. Truth: My name is Christian

Blah Blah Blah: I am Catholic ahahahahaha

2. Truth: Where in this freakin world can you see that the word "teach" is a noun? No grammarian will believe you!  :tickedoff:

    Blah Blah Blah: Go to BECI  :2funny:

3. Truth: "What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he is

                staring out the window."

                                                     - Burton Rascoe-
                                              critic, editor, and journalist

    Blah blah blah: "What no wife of a writer can understand is that when a writer is working

                              and starts staring out the window, the lady next door is wearing nighties

                              and laces and starts toying herself."

                                                              -latrinidad-
                                      Guild Master, Master Initiator, Gamer, Criticizer

4. Truth:     "I Shall Return"

                   -Gen. Douglas Mcarthur-
                   Supreme Allied Commander

   Blah blah blah:    " I Shall not Return"
                                    -Douglas-
                          Theft, Robber, Carnapper

5. Truth: Idiom - I am Red in the Face

    Blah blah blah: Idiot - I am Blank in the Head

6.Truth: Bob Ong: Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro Ang Pinoy? :uglystupid:

  Blah blah blah:  Pag Ong: Dahil Laging Paatras ang Pinas  :'(

7. Truth:    Pacquiao: Para sa iyo ang laban na ito!

    Blah blah blah:  Paksiw: Pero sa iyo lang ang pera mo!