so what's your major??

do you drink??(i hope you do!!!}}}}

ehhemmm>>>so you have a girlfriend??

What are your interests? How about me?

What is your first impression of the Philippines?

Have ever lost any of your belongings so far? If not, you're very lucky.

do you often brush your teeth?(i pray you do because the smell of your lunch blankets my room!!!for  4 days already

I had a girlfriend (sigh) but we broke up becuase I was in the militAry service.  :police:

I hope they hold a protest saying that the military service creates celibacy.

teacher: what's your name?

student: i am elmer.

teacher:how old are you?

student: i am elmer. (faraway blank look in his eyes)

teacher: ok..... :-\  ??? how long will you stay here?

student: i am elmer.

teacher: OK WHAT IS YOU NAME???? >

student: actually, my good man, im here on a temporary sorjourn due to the fack that i wish to enhance my abilities in the field of our current lingua franaca- english that is- thus  i have taken a temporary hiatus for my employment so as for me to pursue this  personal objective of mine.

teacher:( surprised :o) ok so how old are you?

student: i am elmer.....

teacher:!@#@$#%$#$#@$^ > > > >

;D ;D NICE ONE SMALLBOY ;D ;D

wahahahaha.. i am elmer....  ;D  :police:  ???

"tea-cha!!!!" I do yoda like speak?