answer the question

To see what 'chicken heaven' looks like. :toothy:

...coz the sky is falling.... >

chicken heaven huh? and the sky is falling? hahaha ;D :2funny:

the chicken crossed the road to...hmmm...well...the chicken...hmmm...why the hell did that chicken cross the road?! :buck2: :tickedoff: >

crazy chicken

funny......  but  why? ;D

to avoid the farmer's wife who is after its head...  :knuppel:

maybe... hehehe...

chicken run...  ;D

or even...

the chicken crossed the road for it not to become the next

MIKE the headless chicken...

running away from chicken hunters :knuppel:

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!

yeah...cool...to get to the other side nga naman...

but what if the chicken's intention is not to get to the other side...and something else is in the back of the brain of that crazy chicken to cross to road...

crazy chicken... :uglystupid:

hmmmm... why don't we put ourselves into the shoes of the chicken... but i don't think chickens wear shoes... di ko lam plural ng chicken... chickens ba?

anyways... am imagining am the chicken and am at the other side of the road.... hmmm... now i'm contemplating... what would be my reasons to cross the road...

1.  la lang... trip lang...
2.  dami beer sa kabilang kanto...
3.  dami din pulutan...
4.  hmmmm... dami chicks (according to the rocker)
5.  what else... the dogs are after my tender juicy flesh... chicken wings kunam man... drumsticks... bwehehehehe... nuggets pa...
6.  hmmmm... to try out my new fila adidas.... bwehehehe....
7.  to find nemo...  :idiot:
8.  run chicken! run! (ala forest gump... hmmm... why not... chicken gump...)
9.  dapat top ten... bullets are after me!!!! hunting season siguro... nyehehehe...
10. and finally... trip lang talaga...

ano ba kase pake nyo ha... eh manok yun eh... lam nyo ba pano mag-isip ang manok... trip lang siguro mag stroll diba? or walk in the park... a walk to remember...

:tickedoff: :tickedoff: :tickedoff: :tickedoff: :tickedoff: :tickedoff:

crazy chickens :tickedoff:

the chicken crossed the road because

awan trabaho ditoy pilipinas

korean chicken?

they crossed the road because english education is cheap here

O0

bwahahaha... inaramid mo met piman nga chicken...

lol... nice one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Here’s why according to some famous local personalities:

President GMA:
Hello Garci. Alamin mo nga kung bakit tumawid ang chicken.

Former Comelec Commissioner Virgilio Garcillano:
Sige po ma’am. Gagawan natin ng paraan. Ipapakidnap ko ang mga sisiw.

Susan Roces:
Let us remain calm. Let us follow the rule of law in determining the chicken’s motive for crossing the road.

Former President Joseph Estrada:
Ako na naman? Pati ba naman pagtawid ng manok, sa akin isisisi?

Press Secretary Ignacio Bunye:
That chicken which allegedly crossed the road is a fake. We have the real chicken in our coop!

Sen. Ping Lacson:
I have asked a foreign group to authenticate the taxonomic classification of that animal which crossed the road. No doubt, it was indeed a chicken.

Former Sen. Kit Tatad:
I did my own authentication. The chicken is real.

Bro. Mike Velarde:
Tiyak ‘yon.

NBI Director Reynaldo Wycoco:
Both chickens are fake.

Archbishop Oscar Cruz:
I have witnesses to prove that the chicken crossed the road.

Philippine Center for Investigative Journalism Blog:
We have the complete audio and video of the chicken crossing the road. Download here.

Atty. Allan Paguia:
I admit! I spliced the chicken but only for my post-graduate class. I didn’t fry it. In fact it’s still alive.

Cong. Chiz Escudero:
Once and for all, I am challenging the chicken. The public is waiting for its answer. Did it cross the road or not. If yes, why? If no, I still won’t believe it.

Atty. Samuel Ong:
It was looking for its mother. But the chicken won’t find it because I am keeping the mother of all chickens.

Sgt. Vidal Doble:
It was forced to cross the road.

Sen. Aquilino Pimentel:
Impeach the chicken!

Bayan Muna Rep. Teddy Casiño:
The chicken has betrayed the motorists’ trust when it crossed the road. Fry it!

Sandra Cam:
The chicken has laid dozens of chicken eggs across the road. I was personally asked by the chicken – which happened to be my close friend - to deliver the eggs to Congressmen Mikey and Iggy Arroyo. But please, do not insinuate that I had a special relationship with the chicken. It was just a friend.

Cong. Mikey Arroyo:
That chicken is a liar! I never received a single egg from that animal.

Cong. Ignacio Arroyo:
I will file a libel case against the chicken!

NTC Commissioner:
That’s fowl. You should not discuss that on air. Else, we shall revoke your franchise.

KBP:
Fowl or not, the NTC’s circular is curtailment of press freedom.

lmao....  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

nice one...

now we are talking

nice one O0

  Why did the chicken cross the road?

  The chicken cross the road because

  her chicks are in the other side of the road.
 
              :crazy:

bakit kaya?..

eh kasi gusto nyang mag adventure...malay mo walang pagkain sa tapat nya kaya kelangan nyang mag cross ng road..wehehehe..

o kaya nman ay wala syang ka mate kaya kelangan nyang maghanap sa kabila.....wehehehe..

Once upon a time there was a horse and a chicken who were good friends. They lived on a farmyard with lots of other animals and were very happy. One day, while they were playing near the farm's pond, the horse stepped into a hole of quicksand. The horse rapidly sank and was yelling for his friend, the chicken, to save him. The chicken thought for a minute, then ran back to the farmhouse, and jumped into the farmer's 735csi BMW. Luckily, the keys were in the ignition, and the chicken managed to start the car, and put it in gear. It raced over to the sinkhole, where the horse had almost disappeared by now. The smart chicken tied a rope around the back of the BMW and threw the other end around the front legs of the horse. The chicken hopped back in the driver's seat and stepped on the gas. Ever so slowly, the horse eased out of the quicksand and jumped to safety. The horse, still on shaky legs, stuttered: "You just saved my life. Thank you!" The chicken just said, "Don't mention it - That's what friends are for!!" They returned the BMW and went out to dinner together in the barn yard.
A few days later, the horse got up from a good night's rest, and heard some muffled cries for help coming from the backyard. The horse followed the sounds and came upon a terrible scene. There was his best friend, the chicken, stuck in a hole of quicksand! The sand was already up to its neck-feathers and the cries for help had almost stopped. The horse took a quick look around: No rope in sight And the farmer had gone to town with his BMW. What to do? The horse took a deep breath and spread his body and legs out over the hole. His member was dangling down right above the poor chicken. "Here, my friend, grab my thingie and I will pull you to safety!". With its last bit of energy, the chicken grabbed a hold of the big horse-thingie and the horse straightened its body, pulling the chicken from its trap. With one big step, both were on solid ground and safe. The chicken slumped down on the ground, exhausted: "Now You saved my life, my friend!!" The horse just smiled. And what is the moral of this story? ... If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.