Guys and Gals im going to be posting some cases that need answers. post your possible answers to the case given.

when the case is answered then i will post the new case again to be solved.

here is the first one


Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house. The police bust in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker. Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?

That's tough, maybe it's because he's playing with chicks and the caller said it's a he, right? ;D

youre almost there hehehehe

well ok i will give you the answer. you got it right. he was the only guy there.

the FIREMAN, the rest of the players were female. hehehe

ok here is the next one

a dead body is lying in the ground. his head is cracked, bones are crushed... on his right hand, he's holding a rosary and on the left hand he has a broken toothpick....

question: how did the man die?

What if those females were lesbians? ;D

The man died trying to break the toothpick by praying with his rosary? >

na-stampede sya sa simbahan...ewan...hirap naman ng tanong mo uncle paulito

after eating, he prayed that he could fly...he wanted to check if his prayer was answered so he tried...unfortunately, ...you know the answer... :uglystupid:

....more......miss this thread

ok here is the answer to this problem

a dead body is lying in the ground. his head is cracked, bones are crushed... on his right hand, he's holding a rosary and on the left hand he has a broken toothpick....

question: how did the man die?

there were 5 people on an air balloon, on the air, they suddenly experienced a problem and the captain said they need to remove one person. No one wanted to volunteer so they drew sticks. The one with the shortest stick would be the one to jump off. Well the dead man got the toothpick which was the shortest. As for the rosary...the other passenger was a nun, so before the man jumped the nun gave him a rosary for prayer hehehehe.. the rest you know what happened already

ok here is a funny one

john and marsha

scene:
room with wet floor, broken glass all over it,
broken window,
a baseball ball
&
2 dead bodies (john and marsha)

question: how did they die?

enjoy guys and gals hehehe be back later just keep answering

Theo and the rest of the gang at Baguiophoria.com were playing baseball...When theo hit the ball, he hit it so hard that it flew up, up  in the sky..it landed at Paulito's room, broke the window, hit the aquarium of paulito and the two lovely fish (John and Marsha), which paulito loves so  much struggled as they hit the ground and eventually died of suffocation (If that's how we call it)...Where is paulito during those times?...Out there somewhere drinking with Archaugust..eating bigger fish (PALTAT)....who's to blame?...C paulito kc hindi nilagay ung aquarium in a safer place... :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

I think Theo's answer is right. Got the names mixed up though, I'm supposed to be the batter and he was the one drinking. ;D

Indeed he got the right answer. CHEERS!!! and why did i put my aquarium there? hmmmm o i remember because i placed the lion's cage on the next room


A woman comes home with a bag of groceries, gets the mail, and
walks into the house.  On the way to the kitchen, she goes through the
living room and looks at her husband, who had blown his brains out.  She
then continues to the kitchen, puts away the groceries, and makes
dinner.


how can this be?

Maybe she looked at him but did not see him 'cos she's blind! (maybe)

she can see very well heheheh

She's been asking him to blow his brains out?

hhmmmm. she enters the wrong house.... O0

nope she entered the right house.

she did not ask her husband to blow his brains out.

hehehhe come on guys think out of the box

I get it now. She looks at a picture of his husband who's been dead, right?

picture? well i can it could be. Yeah that could be, well the answer is urn but yes why not a picture would be fine too.

yes a picture could be, she looked at her husband, it did not say who just shot his brains out hehehehehe

ok

heres the next one


A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink.  The bartender pulls
out a gun and points it at him.  The man says, "Thank you," and walks
out.