I thought you need a laugh...so here it is.

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed.

Another moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq either."

A man from Camp Dangwa asked a taxi driver: "Mano plete inggana
Trinidad?

Taxi Driver: maymaysam?

man:Apay mabati ka?

8)

Tagal na nito, Pinoy Big Brother pa to eh, pero para sa mga di pa nakakabasa o nakarinig nito :

Keannaisms:

Keanna: "Di ko alam na pinag-uusapan ako kasi ba't naman ako nila
paguusapan?
di ko naman bertdey"
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Keanna: "Andami kong pimples wala kasing moisturizer eh"
Rico: "Ano ?"
Keanna: " Bakukang..andami kong bakukang( pertaining to her pimples)"
Rico: " Anong bakukang?"
Keanna: "Insekto..(tapos sabay hipo sa mukha niya)"
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Keanna" "Buti na lang pinaligo na tayo, akala ko kasi sa Sabado pa
puwedeng maligo. Paano kaya sila matutulog non?"
( now, i dont get this. tayo tapos sila?)

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Keanna to Koya: (About not taking bath) Pakiramdam ko po kasi hindi
na ako FRESH.

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Keanna: "Rustrum!!"
Roxie: "Rustom hindi Rustrum!"
Keanna: *deadma mode" pakealam mo? mayaman ako sa letter R!
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Keanna: (habang nagwawalis) "Hindi ako makatulog na madumi ang bahay
kasi. tapos mahilig pa kayong magkape. gusto ko tuloy kayong paluin"
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Keanna: Ang hirap kaya mag-dishwasher
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Keanna ay nagpa-fashion show sa harap ng mga housemates
habang nagpo-pose:

Keanna - "Dapat pala ay mag-pouch ako"
Housemates - "Pout hindi pouch( tapos halakhakan)"
Keanna - "Eh ano yung pouch past tense"
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RULE: Bawal galawin ang furnitures ng wala akong pahintulot
Keanna: edi bawal pala gamitin yung rocking chair? kasi gagalaw yun
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Keanna: "John Prats! John Prats! Kunin mo nga yung chicken."
(hahhahahahh! Full name talaga? )
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Keanna: (from the rule book) si big bra.. brother ang magbibigay sa
inyo ng mga kakailanganing gamit...(thinks)... e bat di natin makita
ung kamay ni big bradir eh sya pla magbibigay( sbay twa sila..)
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ZANJOE: Yung kapatid ko ZANDRO...
KEANNA: Lahat kayo start sa 'S'??
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Keanna: "Ay naku wala na pag-asa tayo mag-modern times. Ito pa din
ang toothbrush...Talagang back to BISIKS tayo
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Keanna - "Streppers ako"

From a text message:

Anak: Tay, penge pera. May project  kasi pinapagawa teacher ko. Bibili ako ng COCOMBAN!
Tatay: Ano? Ang tanda mo na COCOMBAN pa tawag mo!
Anak: Eh ano po ba ang tama?












Tatay: BOMB PEPPER!