To even the score here ahehe... ;D

Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

talaga met ah......

Pulot lang po sa net yun. Anyway, I'm not generalizing. And not all men think the same...

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Tama ka kabsat.. not all.. 

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haan ko nabsa daytoy ah......MEGA REACT AKO DYAN ARCHY....... :violent1:  WAAAAAAAA

[b] Hhhmmm, apay kasdiay kanu? sinu nangibaga ta apan ko kistungan....insigun met ah piman, wey.... :smitten:[/b]

ket nu cancer ti bulsa ti lalaki... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ayayayay makitusan dak ni sweetheart ko ditoy....

...geeeee!!..it's funny but i gez there is truth in it..ahihihi...i like the thread..that's why we're women..and men can't resist us duh!!.. :2funny: :2funny:

hahahaha irresistable ei.... 

...yeah we are..ahihihi.. :2funny:seems you don't agree huh!!.. :crazy:

flat iron...

the more its used, the hotter they become.... 

Women are like oven,  you have to heat 'em up before putting the meat in ^-^

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umay ka kadi gamin in one of our conference....hehehehehe you'll know what i'm saying

conference? hhmmmmmm  :angel:

Here's the women's counter part fr0m pul0t s net t0o 


MEN are LIKE....


Weather...... Nothing can be done to change them. 

Blenders......You need one, but you´re not quite sure why.

Commercials......You can´t believe a word they say.

Government bonds......They take so long to mature.

Department Stores......Their clothes are always half off.

Horoscopes......They always tell you what to do, but are usually wrong.

Mascara.....They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Lava Lamps.....Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Parking Spots..... All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

Computers.....Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Coolers.....Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Coffee.....The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

Cement.....After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Bananas.....The older they get, the less firm they are.
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Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the s*!t out of you...agpys0 ngata?  ;D

weeeee... i've been looking for this for a long time.. well, i guess it just evens out the score a bit.. what sa you, ladies?

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one....>>>>ket isu met reason you nga lalaki.. you treat them like a computer na kung pinagsawaan nyo na and di na nyo type ang style...palitan.. me bagong model...mas pa....hehehehehe..pis gents...

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.>>>>>hala dagita ket....