When you first meet a guy, casually mention that most of the girls won't hang out with you because of your reputation.

When a guy introduces himself, say, "Do you live close by."

Wear really short dresses and bend over a lot. Guys love that plus it keeps you fresh and airy.

Always be at the bar at closing time and when you hear "last call" start introducing yourself around.

Never use the line "coffee, tea or me" unless you have some coffee and tea with you just in case.

Wear a wet T-shirt whenever possible.

Tell men that you have always been a tomboy and ask them if they want to wrestle.

Shave your head and ask men to sign it.

Encourage past lover to brag about how easy you were.

Offer men money to go out with you.

When talking with men, casually try to work the word "nipples" into the conversation.

When at the pool, loosen your top before diving.

Wear your hair up and pinch your neck to simulate hickeys.

Sneak into the men's bathroom and write your name and phone number on the wall.

Wear a name tag that reads, "Do Me."

Guys love their cars. When you see a guy in a car, say, "Hey, nice car" and show him your "Do Me" name tag..


Anything I forgot guys? >

Girls, if you can't get the attention you want, try the following solution.



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Yeah I totally agree with these tips!!! Anyone one of those would surely get our attention! O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 hehe

Let me add...
Don't wear underwear.

When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being.
When I created man, I found him and breathed life into his nostrils.

But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you.
Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity.

From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life.
I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you...

I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile.

You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The ribcage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart.

Support man as the rib cage supports the body.
You were not taken from his feet, to be under him, nor were you taken from his head, to be above him. You were taken from his side, to stand beside him and be held close to his side.

You are my perfect angel.. You are my beautiful little girl.
You have grown to be a splendid woman of excellence, and my eyes fill when I see the virtues in your heart.
Your eyes... don't change them.
Your lips, how lovely when they part in prayer.
Your nose, so perfect in form. Your hands so gentle to touch.
I've caressed your face in your deepest sleep.
I've held your heart close to mine.
Of all that lives and breathes, you are most like me.

Adam walks with me in the cool of the day, yet he was lonely. He could not see me or touch me. He could only feel me.
So everything I wanted Adam to share and experience with me, I fashioned in you; my holiness, my strength, my purity, my love, my protection and support.
You are special because you are an extension of me.
Man represents my image, woman my emotions.
Together, you represent the totality of God.

So man... treat woman well.
Love her, respect her, for she is fragile. In hurting her, you hurt me. What you do to her, you do to me. In crushing her, you only damage your own heart, the heart of your Father, and the heart of her Father.

Woman, support man.
In humility, show him the power of emotion I have given you. In gentle quietness, show your strength. In love, show him that you are the rib that protects his inner self.

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Right. Skirt, no underwear. Can nail anywhere and anyplace then >

Let Him be a Guy--Let him be himself

If you really want to go out with this guy, you have to understand who he is. Don't make him stop doing things he likes to do. Say he likes football, don't tell him to stop watching it or playing it with his friends. Be open and let him feel like you support him. If he really loves it you should support it and be glad he's happy. If it's really a problem, compromize. Let him do football some days and you guys can do something you both like on a different day. Don't try to force him to be Mr. Sensitive either. If you know this guy isn't too touchy-feely you'll have to accept it if you really love him. Besides, even if he's not like that, he can still show you he cares. When not-too-sensitive guys care they try their best and you'll be able to tell because they get nervous. Love your guy for who he is and let him do guy things. It's only fair.

How to Write a Love Letter

What could be more romantic than receiving a love letter?A good old fashioned, hand-written love letter is still one of the best Valentines around, but don't just save it for February. A love letter is a powerful expression any day of the year.

You don't have to be Shakespeare to write the perfect love letter. All you need to know is how you feel. What makes a love letter so romantic is that it is deeply personal. It shows your beloved how well you know them, and that knowledge is the very stuff of love.

All you need to get started is a pen and some decent stationary. Use thick card stock with some texture to it rather than stationary with roses and cupids around the edges. The recipient is probably going to keep this letter for a long time. Writing on heavy card stock will help it last.

As you are writing be specific. Tell him exactly how he makes you feel and what he does that makes you feel that way. Write in the second person ( use "you" ) so that your letter speaks directly to him. Before you start writing, take a few moments to think about your beloved. The following questions can help to get your thoughts going:

    * What is his greatest strength?
    * What do you see in him that he doesn't see in himself?
    * What is the most romantic thing he has ever done for you?
    * What does he do on a regular basis that shows you he cares about you?
    * When did you fall in love with him?
    * What about him pleasantly surprised you?
    * What is your favorite memory of the two of you?
    * How has your world changed since you got together?

You can start your letter anyway you like as long as you include his name. You don't have to be super-mushy right from the start, a simple "Dear _____" works well. Begin your letter with a very specific quality that you appreciate about him. Make the sentence exclusive – for example "I've never met anyone as _______ as you" or "No one has ever made me feel as____ as you do when you ____" Starting out this way shows him that he ranks higher than anyone else in your books – a great way to start a love letter.

As you write, tell him exactly how you feel. Use specific examples that show that you've been paying attention. Remind him of the things he has done that really meant something to you. Share a favorite memory and a hope for the future. Don't forget to say "I love you." It doesn't matter how long or short your letter is, as long as it's sincere.

There's no rule that says you have to use poetry in a love letter, but if you're stumped finding just the right words, one or two carefully chosen lines can work really well. If you don't have a poem in mind, there's a lot to choose from online. If you want to use something other than the usual classics, I highly recommend "Dance Me to the End of Love" by Leonard Cohen.

Once your letter is complete, read it over carefully and check for errors. This letter will be read over and over. You don't want a mistake spoiling the mood.

If you want to add an extra special touch, seal the envelope with wax. Sealing kits are available at most fine stationary stores, but a regular taper candle in a dark colour works just as well. Simply light the candle and carefully drip a small puddle of wax about the size of a quarter over the flap.

Once the letter is complete, drop it in the mail and wait for a great response. If you're lucky, you just might get a love letter yourself.

that's absurd!!,..it will irritate...hekhek..

pasado na po ba..thongs..hehehe

wear red clothes..

  1.  Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
  2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? Shut the door!
  3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
  4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
  5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
  6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
  7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
  8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
  10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
  12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.� Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
  13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
  14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
  15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

pasado, it will create more horniness to the man.

Be beautiful

"The man buys glory and reputation, but the woman pays the price."  :

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.