What do you think is the best job in the world?

i think being a professional gamer is the best... you get to play games day in and day out. you get to be paid the same as a professional athlete without working out or sweating your ass all day. lastly, you can prove your mama was wrong when she told you playing video games will get you nowhere.

however, being a pornstar is also good. you get to do what other people are just fantasizing about.

The best job for me is being a Para-astrologer and student or teacher at the same time. As a Para-astrologer you also learn Palmistry which would make all the girls line up for you to 'read' their fortune by holding their hands, and other parts as well if you are that good.  >

Hihihi...

Well i'm a Website Developer/Internet Marketer and i make websites and market stuff on the internet for fun and profit. I'd say that's the best for me since I couldn't imagine doing anything else although I have to admit it gets boring sometimes so a sideline as Professional Gamer would be nice. I think someone actually advertised for that sometime last year i just never checked it out.

COME ON!!!! Everybody knows its beer tester. what problems can you encounter as that, a severe case of happiness? Who needs internal organs right?

;D ;D ;D :happy2: :drunk:

the best job in the world is being self employed (like a thief!). imagine you can do anything you want? you are your own boss as well as employee. you can fire yourself, you increase your own salary, you can promote yourself! you change you rules anytime you want! you will not be having problems with the department of labor or whining employees.

Haha. Spoken like a true would-be-laywer... some laywers are like thieves right?  ;D

i certainly do agree...  ;D

Please take note "some". Some people in other occupations also are thieves. That's unavoidable... To neutralize the ground.... There is good and bad in everyone. Just be careful not to be taken over by the dark side.

May the force be with you!

Yeah, I was careful to include the word 'some'. ;D

Wise you are, Overlord. Proud, Yoda will be...

Yes Professional Gamer or Game Tester! Right now I'd do anything to be one. > adik

pilot!


walang paper work...walang stress...nagpapalipad lang ng eroplano!

..blowjob.... ;D...ala lng panggulo lng

: kanino ka magaapply? pwede siguro gummy ehehe >

President of Iraq :uglystupid:

eating n sitting.....thats the nice job........ :2funny:

beer belly? but yeah, who needs internal organs?

the best is in the eyes of the beholder who enjoys and loves his/her work...

" And what is it to work with love?

It is to weave the cloth with threads drawn from your heart, even as if your beloved were to wear that cloth.

It is to build a house with affection, even as if your beloved were to dwell in that house.

It is to sow seeds with tenderness and reap the harvest with joy, even as if your beloved were to eat the fruit.

It is to charge all things you fashion with a breath of your own spirit,

And to know that all the blessed dead are standing about you and watching.

Often have I heard you say, as if speaking in sleep, "he who works in marble, and finds the shape of his own soul in the stone, is a nobler than he who ploughs the soil.

And he who seizes the rainbow to lay it on a cloth in the likeness of man, is more than he who makes the sandals for our feet."

But I say, not in sleep but in the over-wakefulness of noontide, that the wind speaks not more sweetly to the giant oaks than to the least of all the blades of grass;

And he alone is great who turns the voice of the wind into a song made sweeter by his own loving.

Work is love made visible."

            - kahlil gibran's "The Prophet" 

My brain's hurting!

Is there such a job as "slob"

I don't know if this is related, but there is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, verbally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

That's why WORK, WINE and BEER should go together.