Hey if you’ve stayed up late and wondered what Steven Seagal is up to these days — wonder no more! . So stop thinking about him already.

What a bunch of crap! HEY STEVEN......STICK TO SLOWLY BECOMING FATTER, UGLIER AND AND MAKING TWO BIT FILMS ABOUT A MAN ON THE EDGE WHO'S GONNA TAKE REVENGE ON SOME BAD GUYS BY SINGLE HANDEDLY KICKING AND PUNCHING THEM ALL TO DEATH. YOU DUMB FAT PR#*K, COME ON, I'LLTAKE YOU ON IF YOU EVER REPEAT SUCH ANAL MELODIES. > > > > >  I'm not racist but what a typical AMERICAN.

Haha take it easy Ball Bag. ANAL MELODIES, what a fitting description. ;D I'm not a Seagal fan just thought it was funny.

No, no I'm glad I watched it. I didn't think I could dislike him any more than I already did. Just proves my theory that some guys actually get more and more stupid.

steven seagal?is he still around?i thought he became a buddist and locked himself down in some temples or something?!!?
anyway,his movies were just some loads of crap,about a guy who could take down a bunch of guys with some fancy hand tricks,i'll could take him anytime with his balls tied to his hands!!!

steven seagull? duhhhhh a bird buddhist? hmmmmm

ahhhhh the great grandmaster himself who was told to be a member of the secret service.....did I just say secret service? how come I know? ahahahahaha. How about having a rush hour 3 with jacky chAN and steven?

It's a good thing Bush didn't catch his eye on this guy! He can be considered as a weapon of mass destruction. Imagine taking down a lot of people in such given time?

yay!!!! the world has gone insane ba? NOOO!!! he's over the edge

i can't stop but laugh...  ;D  hahahahaha