You Know You're A Filipino If...

You think a red light is merely a suggestion.

You think 60 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.

You've signed so many petitions to recall a politician that you can't remember the name of the incumbent.

You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the rivers.

Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.

Oh yes. You Also Know You're A Filipino If...

1.    You're related to everyone.
2.    Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.
3.    Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy."
4.    You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."
5.    You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun,"
      "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon." or "Che-Che."
6.    You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."
7.    You have four or five names.
8.    You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
9.    You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.
10.  You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18.
11.  You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.
12.  You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives.
13.  Your house has a distinctive aroma.
14.  You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques.
15.  You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."
16.  You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.
17.  You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room.
18.  You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.
19.  Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.
20.  You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags.
21.  You have a piano that no one plays.
22.  You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
23.  You own a barrel man from Baguio (Schwing!).
24.  You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.
25.  You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics.
26.  You eat with your hands.
27.  You eat more than three times a day.
28.  You think a meal is not a meal without rice.
29.  You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.
30.  You eat your meal using a spoon and fork.
31.  You cut your meat with a spoon or fork.
32.  You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals.
33.  You feed all your visitors.
34.  You always cook too much.
35.  Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle.
36.  You bring baon to work everyday.
37.  You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use.
38.  You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers.
39.  Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.
40.  You love to eat daing or tuyo.
41.  You prop up one knee while eating.
42.  You eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.
43.  Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.
44.  You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.
45.  You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.

ohh my  this  norwegian  living  in the  Phil..... 

you  are  from  the  Phil. if  you  see very rare norwegian  who lives in Baguio...

Kasla nabasakun dayta nga libro senyor...

O0 ^-^ :2funny:

:2funny:  :2funny: Ahe ... tatak lang amu kunak nu IGOROT  :angel: ak lang PIlipino  ak met lang gayam.. ahihihihih joke......