No offense poh... found these on a training manual for C...
Post nyo din mga Q&A chenelyns nyo...
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Q. What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A. They both get ****** by eight men while on holiday.
Q. What's the difference between Gorbachev and a blonde ?
A. Gorby knows the names of the eight people that ****** him !
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Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
A. Shine a torch into her ear...
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Q. Why was the blonde so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months?
A. Because the box said "From 2 to 5 years"
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Q. What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
teehee.... :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
