Typing stuff is hard, one letter or word missing could alter its meaning completely. Came across any nice typographical errors lately? Post them here! ;D or create your own just for fun

Typing this report for some nursing student right now:

• Alcohol dependence is likely to cause great to partners, children or other family members.
• It is difficult to over-emphasize just how much stress a person who abuses alcohol may cause within his or her immediate family. lf a person continues to abuse alcohol over a period of time, his or her behavior is likely to cause bitterness and resentment among relatives while family members may love the alcohol abuse, they are likely to hate his or her behavior.


Alcohol is great. ;D O0

got this from reader's digest...

posted at a church billboard...

ladies, rummage sale tonight, don't forget your husbands.

TO: Medical Personnel
FROM: Human Resource

It has come to our attention from several emergency rooms that many EMS narratives have taken a decidedly creative direction lately. Effective immediately, all members are to refrain from using slang and abbreviations to describe patients, such as the following.

Cardiac patients should not be referred to with MUH (messed up heart), PBS (pretty bad shape), PCL (pre-code looking) or HIBGIA (had it before, got it again).

Stroke patients are NOT "Charlie Carrots." Nor are rescuers to use CCFCCP (Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs) to describe their mental state.

Trauma patients are not FDGB (fall down, go boom), TBC (total body crunch) or "hamburger helper". Similarly, descriptions of a car crash do not have to include phrases like "negative vehicle to vehicle interface" or "terminal deceleration syndrome."

HAZMAT teams are highly trained professionals, not "glow worms."

Persons with altered mental states as a result of drug use are not considered "pharmaceutically gifted."

Gunshot wounds to the head are not "trans-occipital implants."

The homeless are not "urban outdoorsmen", nor is endotracheal intubation referred to as a "PVC Challenge".

And finally, do not refer to recently deceased persons as being "paws up," ART (assuming room temperature), CC (Cancel Christmas), CTD (circling the drain), or NLPR (no long playing records).

I know you will all join me in respecting the cultural diversity of our patients to include their medical orientations in creating proper, narratives and log entries.

Sincerely,
Directory of Human Resource

A Church Bulletin:

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Ms. President to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet may come forward and do so.

The UNited Methodist Women have cast off clothing of  every kind. They may be seen in the church basement this Friday from 9am to 4pm.