When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.


---fucking hell!!  :tickedoff: :knuppel: >

kill him

Crash a Boeing 747 at your workplace!

well, be the boss of someone else down the "Work Food Chain"

How about playing practical jokes on the sucker?

Find a local active fanatical religious group and send them a letter to reading, "I was once an atheist but would like to repent my sinful ways. Please, help me.", followed by his name and address.

Good one!


or just piss in his coffee!!

Know what you could do. Find another job. Or buy the company and fire your boss. Or the best would be to befriend your boss. That way you could show him qualities that he can never notice being just the boss. And as a friend you can kick his ass anytime, hehehe, friend garud.

become self employed then you won't mind when the boss is an ass cos the boss is yourself