Has anybody heard of the new craze that is sweeping the planet? Drunken X-sports/games. I myself am very interested in trying drunken hand gliding, drunken snowboarding or drunken BMX freestyle. I have just purchased a childs BMX with no brakes and loads of gin, if anyone is interested I'll be in Burnham Park tonight trying to master a drunken wheelie. P.S. I'll be the one with the severe drunken stagger and bleeding elbows.

Wow! I thought I was alone. At last I found someone who is also into games for people who really have balls and alcohol. I've been practicing those games for decades, I stayed drunk for as many hours as possible, it was really cool. Before, I always thought that these kinds of games will really be famous in the future... now i know that my investments were never wasted.

I know of a drunken x-sport that is really very famous but nobody bothers to notice- drunken dodge car. It's really cool! If you're lucky you can even win cash prizes if you didn't die.

Drunken UFC is also great! You can play this game anywhere. All you need is to get drunk and master the phrase "who you lookin' at?". Use this phrase at every opportunity have and wallah! Mixed martial arts in no time! No holds barred! Kung Fu vs. Karate, Taekwondo vs. Aikido, anything goes. A really cool way to spend boring hours. If you are selected as the champion (by the panel of judges wearing cool uniforms), you can even have the chance to spend your night or even your lifetime in a cool place where everything is free! You don't have to work again! (with free transportation).

So the next time you get drunk? Why go home and sleep? You're just wasting your time! Try the latest craze and have the chance to win lots of prizes!

You guys are both very funny and yeah i'd like to get into that sometime. ;D

However it's my job to moderate here so just a quick reminder that we should always drink with caution, ok? I've already smashed my head once while drunk and it's not cool. Peace!

I tell that to you too. Drink with caution ok? Next time don't smash your head. hehehe

drunken s*x

O.K but is must be EXTREME drunken sex!!!

How are you Mr Overlord? Long time time no see............................I'm in Gwangju Korea for a month but when I'm done lets drink!!!! (on me)  Get the guys together!!!

Drunken boxing (kung fu)

Drunken Fist Form

The Drunken Fist form outwardly appears as a series of stumbles, staggers, totters, and unstructured movements. These movements not only provide a sense of humor, but an aesthetic feeling of agility, fluidity, and style. The Drunken Fist form, however, does not merely imitate the external movements of a drunkard but primarily expresses martial prowess through a drunkard’s chaotic movements.

I can drunken boxers at Nevada square!!

Drunken Master! What you doing there in Korea? You should be teaching your Drunken Fist form here hehehe

The road to drunken enlightenment is like pissing in a typhoon, young grasshopper! (swig, swig)
The piss will be spread about thus soaking more! (gulp,gulp)
Consider me, if you will, the piss! (burp!)
To awaken more deeply to the mystic art form of the drunkard, I must spread myself! (gulp, gulp,burp)
Like the wings of an eagle (gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp,) I mest be spled opem and (hic, hic)
............I mest be spled opem.....................dib I slay dat alreaby?.............(gulp,gulp,gulp)
Whad are yoo looky at!............fluck off! (gulp,gulp) I...............I.............I'm (hic,hic)
I'm...........I'm gloing far a piss!        :drunk:

I leave the drunken extreme pissing to you Drunken Master hehehe. I must follow the Path of the Dawn. Like everytime I have to make it til dawn, preferably at least 2am. ;D

Sure man! It's been a long time indeed! When are you coming back? You know the guys man, as long as there's alcohol, they are there. Getting them together is not a problem at all.

In Korea? Why the F? Is BECI any different from the schools there? I heard beer is expensive there... drink soju hehehe.

See you man! Enjoy the Kimchi fumes in Korea!

This is a common one... DRUNKEN CONCERT!

After a dosage of several bottles, you feel magic in your throat. You are possessed by balladeers and rockstars. Suddenly, your bills transform into 5 peso coins. You feel the urge to drop those coins into a magic hole resembling a pu$&y. You start to sing... louder and louder and you don't care because you are the best singer in the world. Now, you are in the zone, you are in the scene, you are in a drunken concert! for a cause!

This is the deal clencher!!!!........................................wait for it!!!...................................................
I don't pay for anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Nothing at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And when I get back to the Phils I have a big pay pack waiting!!!!!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
On my first night my Brit buddy from the same school was here
and we managed to drink over  $400 worth of beer, soju, and good whiskey!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They fucked up when said they'd buy all the booze!!!!
I wonder if I can bankrupt them??

Anyway on the same night I did some Extreme Drunken ice skating!!!
Unintentionally ofcourse!!!
I slipped on some ice and ended up on my ass!!!!
Good first impression for the boss huh?

how about the sports of drinking!!!!!!

Has anyone tried extreme drunken basketball?

tried drunken basketball.. sure was a lot of fun.. do it while it's drizzling and it's ultimate

Tried stoned basketball back in college. Got pissed at school and just so happened my friend Ruffie had some weed so we went to one of our hiking spots and laughed at the clouds and later went back to school to catch our classmates playing basketball. It's really funny shooting with your depth perception out of whack. You'll never know where the ball will hit. hahaha

Don't try it.

hey.. has anyone seen a real drinking game? you know.. you drink, i drink, and who does the domogan gesture is the loser? :uglystupid: :uglystupid: