you studied in UB science high if....

1)  you suddenly have a heart seizure when you hear the words "director," "emmett,"  "brown," "asuncion" and "is behind you" especially in the right order.
2)  you can sing parts of "Handel's Messiah" in your sleep
3)  you hear Gregorian Chant and you say, "been there, done that."
4)  you never smoked and drank liquor in high school but you sure made up for them in college and beyond
5)  you are a religious schizoid. born again inside the school and WTF outside
6)  you can englishize with the best of them
7)  you suddenly have classmates cropping up in the middle of the schoolyear who are wersh wersh, foreigners or rich kids
8)  you make your teachers cry
9)  you can play very good pingpong using the science textbooks
10) you can play the guitar. not well but just play
11) you mastered the art of opening your mouth and pretend to be in tune
12) you play basketball creatively
13) you can give the different declensions in Latin the first year and miraculously forget about it in 2nd year
14) your tuition fee then is now the daily allowance of your child
15) you feel like the Israelites. Always moving from one classroom to another and never reaching the Promised Classroom.
16) you feel the pain of Bill Gates. Naks.
17) somehow you never liked your classmates from the opposite sex
18) you hate repression but you love "Slave Day"
19) you kind of like feel that nerd is cool
20) you want to strangle people who say "wanna"
21) you have crazy subjects
22) your teachers become crazy as the year progresses
23) you have other uses for your Gideon Bible
24) You adore your "Angels" but hate your classmates
25) You think that ties are cool
26) You know that your school will never win in any basketball tournament or any sports for that matter but with debates, oratorical or press conferences, well. Eat our dust
27) You wonder why your classmate's skirts never go up
28) You have a classmate who will either become an attorney, journalist, priest and professional folksinger. And at least one will go loco.
29) You spend maybe ten hours of schooling in December. The rest is choir practice.
30) Whenever you hear Handel's Messiah, you immediately light a flashlight below your face
31) You try to memorize the dictionary
32) You tell your children, "Verbum sat Sapienti" instead of "Shut up"
33) You write the best love letters but the worst in front of the addressee 
34) You think that high school reunions are for losers but still think of your classmates
35) Your NCEE is below 90, you were either very sick or God Hates You. 
36) You still know how to torment your classmates even decades before with just one word
37) You know your Shakespeare
38) Your teachers think highly of you but you never think of your teachers
39) You played basketball in the nude or was that just our class?
40) When you see each other, inevitably you will ask, How's Emmett?